This is ridiculously amazing, and hilarious, I laughed far too much :) ♥

Thank you very much for reading and commenting! :)

THAT was hilarious. Thank you so much for writing it. I would quote back stuff, but end up retyping most of it. Sherlock on depressants ^^ Loved the bit about Moriarty as well. I think BBC should fire their webmaster and hire you to write Watson's blog and comments. Oh, a rhyme. :D

I think they should do that too! Ah, to work for the BBC...*wistful gaze*.

And let me tell you, that gaze is really quite wistful. It's veritably full of wists!

By which I do mean thanks for reading. :)

Perfect.
I laughed so many times when reading this I think my stomachs starting to hurt. Absolutely wonderful. Thank you for this.

Thank you for reading it! :D

Someone posted a link to this on their facebook, and I came from there. THIS IS AWESOME AND I LOVE IT MASSIVELY.

I love it even more massively that I didn't realise it wasn't the official blog at first. ;-)

Ooh, linked on facebook? Does that make us popular? I do hope so. :P Seriously though, I'm very flattered by that, and by the fact you thought it was the official blog! Thank you. :)

This was the single funniest piece of hallucinated writing I've read in quite some time. The greatest thing about this is that it cannot by any means be considered crack, since I've now decided it's perfectly safe to assume that this would really happen in canon. All of it. In fact, I didn't bat a lash (despite smiling in glee) when I read the summary, it was so bloody plausible!

Along with the synesthesia, the fabulousness and practically everything else, John's matter of fact recount of the experience is probably the most hilarious thing about the whole entry.
You had me laughing and giggling like a loon at 3AM and waking up with a smile on my face this morning (no small feat, the last one).
Thank you so much! ♥

I'm glad you said that - we tried to make it cracky but within the limits of characterisation and canon, so I'm glad you think we achieved that! I'm now starting to view it as episode 1.5 in my narcissistic brain. :P

And laughing and giggling like a loon in the early hours of the morning is a good thing! At least, that's what I tell myself. Glad it made you smile!

That was weird, but in a good way. XD

That's what they say about me, you know. Also thank you!

This is honestly the best crack I've ever read and I was laughing like a crazy person all the way through. THANK YOU. AND YOUR AMAZING BRAIN. Now I have an instant cure for whenever I'm feeling down. :'D

Aw, thank you! I am touched in the emotion-place. Which is my roundabout way of saying :).

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL CRACK. YOU DESERVE SOME KIND OF AWARD.

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OMG.

THANK YOU! THOUGH I HOPE YOU STOP LAUGHING AT SOME POINT, BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE DANGEROUS OTHERWISE. IF YOU REALLY CAN'T STOP, IT MAY BE WISE TO CALL EMERGENCY SERVICES. JUST A HEADS-UP.

ALSO I LOVE CAPSLOCK. AND NOW I CAN'T STOP.

ONCE YOU CAPSLOCK YOU JUST CAN'T STOP?

I'M GOING TO BE QUIET NOW.

I lolled so much my nose is running. Is it BLOOD?!

Quick! You must wipe it on the nearest available sweater!

Also thanks for the lollage. Lollage? Lolling? What is the acceptable term for this? I've confused myself now.

This is amazing. It's the funniest thing I think I've ever read. I love Sherlock's little comments "something Moriarty would do" and his love for the brolly. And John narrating the whole thing like they'd just gone out for a morning stroll.

Poor Sherlock, he's lost essential blue and needs to replace it.

Thank you! :D

Also, apparently blue gatorade is the greatest thing for curing a hangover, the time when most essential blue has been lost. But don't ask me, I'd know nothing of these things. ¬_¬

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Well, our aim /is/ to asphyxiate people though excess laughter, so thank you! :)

YOU'VE JUST KILLED ME WITH AWESOME

Does that mean I have another murder on my hands? They're so hard to clean up after.

Also thank you!

So funny. I loved the many brit com references. (Digby Chicken Ceaser, Mighty Boosh, Black Books - intentional, I presume).

I think the cousin for a mother bit made me laugh the most.

Great laugh, thanks.

Thank you! both anadapta and I have grown up on a steady diet of britcom, so the influences tend to work themselves in without us realising! The black books ones we were very aware of (particularly as I was watching http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReFGAjux_J0 on repeat whilst writing!) Have to say, I'm not sure where we managed to put in a Mighty Boosh reference! Must be that sneaky subconscious and the boxset watching me from my shelf. If you could point it out I'd be incredibly obliged. :P

SH's parting comments absolutely made this for me. The whole thing is hilarious. Excellent. XD

Thank you very much! :D

I can't stop sniggering. This is brilliant!

This... Hm. I'm at loss for words. Let's just say I can't remember the last time I laughed as much as I did reading this. It's intelligent, and funny, and... I'm rambling.

I read this when you first posted it and have kept coming back to laugh and laugh and laugh. Thank you so much for sharing this!

And please do more? PLEASE?

I absolutely love this!
Seriously, Sherlock fandom > all other fandoms. The stuff people come up with is great.
There is too much here I'd like to quote, I couldn't stop giggling while reading this.
Oh and to be, ever so slightly nitpicky, in the blog format, you've put the message 'who is this moriarty of whom you speak? he sounds intriguingly handsome.' as being written by SH. You mean theimprobableone, right?
Lea (:

Oh My God I think I busted a lung from laughing so much. Holy crap. I WISH John's blog was like this.


I had never seen Holmes ride a tramp like a mechanical bull before, and I don't want to again.


Hee hee hee HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Can't stop laughing! This was fantastic!

This is amazing, I couldn't stop laughing! Thank you for gracing the internet with this awesomeness.

haaahaaomg. this. this SOFA.
WHY IS THIS NOT REALITY?
WHY IS THIS NOT ON WATSON'S BBC BLOG?
best crack ever.

Sherlock really should be glad to have a best friend like Watson!
True besties like that are hard to come by these days; no wonder other people wouldn't understand.

I actually started crying with lols at 'essential blue'.

And I am now dead from laugh. Brilliant!

this. is. HILARIOUS.
SERIOUSLY. SO FUNNY.
oh lord xD
I love stoned sherlock, god.
"MORIARTY TOOK MY KEBAB" I will be yelling this at people tomorrow :')

THANK YOU so much for this!!!
:D

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